A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over & started handing out buisness cards saying : I saw the whole thing...I will take either side. :-p
Wife: Woh samnay sharabi dekh rahe ho? 10 saal pehle maine usko shaadi k liye na kaha tha aur woh aj tk pee raha hai.
Husband: Waah, itna lamba CELEBRATION!! :-D
1st sardar: I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai????
2nd sardar: MAIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aise nahi jane doon ga pehly matlab bata :-p
Aik pathan ki maut bijli girne se hoi, pr uski lash muskuratey hoay mili,
Farishtey ne pucha aisa kyun?
Pathan bola: Humein laga koi Photo Khench Raha Hai Humara :-p
2 sardar waiting for the bus.
1st: Oji which bus u have to take?
2nd: 3 number.
& u??
1st: number 1.
Few minutes later came bus 13 aur dono us pe charh gaye :-D
Sardar went to a museum, where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sardar: Thank God, mainu laga nava si...:-D
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium??
Sardar: Ba.
Prof: For Sodium?
Sardar: Na.
Prof: What will v get if 1 atom of Ba & 2 atoms of Na combined?
Sardar: BaNaNa :-p
Aik gadha doosray gadhay se: Yar maalik khaanay ko kaam deta hai aur kaam ziada leta hai.
Doosra gadha: Tou yar tu bhaag q nahi jata.
Pehla gadha: Bhaag tou jata laikin sochta hoon yahan 2-3 saal ka experience ley loon tou career ban jaye ga :-D
Interviewer: Where were u born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: Kia which part, whole body was born in Punjab...;-)
How women call their husband in first 6 years:
1 yr= janu
2 yr= O G
3 yr= Sunty ho?
4 yr= O baby k papa.
5 yr= kahan mar gaye?
6 yr=Tum atay ho k main aon!!
He rushed over & started handing out buisness cards saying : I saw the whole thing...I will take either side. :-p
Wife: Woh samnay sharabi dekh rahe ho? 10 saal pehle maine usko shaadi k liye na kaha tha aur woh aj tk pee raha hai.
Husband: Waah, itna lamba CELEBRATION!! :-D
1st sardar: I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai????
2nd sardar: MAIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aise nahi jane doon ga pehly matlab bata :-p
Aik pathan ki maut bijli girne se hoi, pr uski lash muskuratey hoay mili,
Farishtey ne pucha aisa kyun?
Pathan bola: Humein laga koi Photo Khench Raha Hai Humara :-p
2 sardar waiting for the bus.
1st: Oji which bus u have to take?
2nd: 3 number.
& u??
1st: number 1.
Few minutes later came bus 13 aur dono us pe charh gaye :-D
Sardar went to a museum, where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sardar: Thank God, mainu laga nava si...:-D
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium??
Sardar: Ba.
Prof: For Sodium?
Sardar: Na.
Prof: What will v get if 1 atom of Ba & 2 atoms of Na combined?
Sardar: BaNaNa :-p
Aik gadha doosray gadhay se: Yar maalik khaanay ko kaam deta hai aur kaam ziada leta hai.
Doosra gadha: Tou yar tu bhaag q nahi jata.
Pehla gadha: Bhaag tou jata laikin sochta hoon yahan 2-3 saal ka experience ley loon tou career ban jaye ga :-D
Interviewer: Where were u born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: Kia which part, whole body was born in Punjab...;-)
How women call their husband in first 6 years:
1 yr= janu
2 yr= O G
3 yr= Sunty ho?
4 yr= O baby k papa.
5 yr= kahan mar gaye?
6 yr=Tum atay ho k main aon!!
